Last updated on February 23rd, 2020
Subject: Fwd: Funny Bumper Stickers
Some funny bumper stickers
11. If At First You Don’t Succeed…blame Someone
Else And Seek Counseling.
13. If You Can Read This, I’ve Lost My Trailer.
15. It’s Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where
You Put The Booger.
17. You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are
Talking To Me
18. The Earth Is Full – Go Home
19. I Have The Body Of A God… Buddha
20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren’t
Happening To Me
21. So Many Pedestrians – So Little Time
22. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
23. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
24. The Face Is Familiar But I Can’t Quite
Remember My Name
26. Illiterate? Write For Help
27. Honk If Anything Falls Off
28. Cover Me… I’m Changing Lanes
29. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles
From The Next Exit
30. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An
Unarmed Person
32. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
33. Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This
Handbasket?
34. It’s Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now
35. I Haven’t Lost My Mind, It’s Backed Up On
Disk Somewhere
38. Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
39. If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back
Over…
[Seen upside Down, On A Jeep]
40. Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph
Are Also Timed For 70mph.
42. If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does
My Mailman Look Like Jabba the Hut?
4 4. Ax Me About Ebonics
45. Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
46. Boldly Going Nowhere
47. Cat: The Other White Meat
48. Caution – Driver Legally Blonde!
50. Heart Attacks… God’s Revenge For Eating His
Animal Friends
52. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before
He Admits He Is Lost?
54. Money Isn’t Everything, But It Sure Keeps The
Kin In Touch
55. Saw It… Wanted It… Had A Fit… Got It!
Though the above bumper stickers are funny, the best bumper sticker I have seen is:
Know Jesus, Know Heaven
No Jesus, No Heaven
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