Funny Bumper Stickers

Last updated on February 23rd, 2020

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Some funny bumper stickers

11. If At First You Don’t Succeed…blame Someone
Else And Seek Counseling.

13. If You Can Read This, I’ve Lost My Trailer.

15. It’s Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where
You Put The Booger.

17. You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are
Talking To Me

18. The Earth Is Full – Go Home

19. I Have The Body Of A God… Buddha

20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren’t
Happening To Me

21. So Many Pedestrians – So Little Time

22. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

23. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?

24. The Face Is Familiar But I Can’t Quite
Remember My Name

26. Illiterate? Write For Help

27. Honk If Anything Falls Off

28. Cover Me… I’m Changing Lanes

29. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles
From The Next Exit

30. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An
Unarmed Person

32. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To

33. Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This

34. It’s Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now

35. I Haven’t Lost My Mind, It’s Backed Up On
Disk Somewhere

38. Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

39. If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back
[Seen upside Down, On A Jeep]

40. Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph
Are Also Timed For 70mph.

42. If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does
My Mailman Look Like Jabba the Hut?

4 4. Ax Me About Ebonics

45. Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel

46. Boldly Going Nowhere

47. Cat: The Other White Meat

48. Caution – Driver Legally Blonde!

50. Heart Attacks… God’s Revenge For Eating His
Animal Friends

52. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before
He Admits He Is Lost?

54. Money Isn’t Everything, But It Sure Keeps The
Kin In Touch

55. Saw It… Wanted It… Had A Fit… Got It!

Though the above bumper stickers are funny, the best bumper sticker I have seen is:

Know Jesus, Know Heaven
No Jesus, No Heaven

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